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Zombieland Rules

In light of the season and in light of the fact that I am a huge Zombieland and Woody Harrelson fan. If you are a fan, what is your fave part of the movie or what is your favorite rule. Are there any rules you follow in your own life? It’s all fun. Thanks!

#1 – Cardio #2 – The Double Tap #3 – Beware of Bathrooms #4 – Seatbelts #5 – ??? #6 – The Skillet* #7 – Travel Light #8 – Get A Kickass Partner* #9 – ??? #10 – ??? #11 – ??? #12 – Bounty Paper Towels* #13 – ??? #14 – ??? #15 – Bowling Ball* #16 – ??? #17 – Don’t Be A Hero #18 – Limber Up #19 – ??? #20 – ??? #21 – Avoid Strip Clubs* #22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out #23 – ??? #24 – ??? #25 – ??? #26 – ??? #27 – ??? #28 – ??? #29 – The Buddy System* #30 – ??? #31 – Check The Back Seat #32 – Enjoy The Little Things #33 – Swiss Army Knife*

*Rules marked with an asterisk are from promotional material and should not yet be considered canon.

Zombieland Rules from interviews with cast and crew

4 new rules have been mentioned by the writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese but they don’t have numbers associated with them. #??? – Always carry a change of underwear #??? – Double-knot your shoe[lace]s #??? – It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint #??? – Pack your stain stick

Zombieland Rules from the cellphone game

#2 – Zipplock #3 – Double Tap #5 – Shoot First #7 – Incoming! #8 – Break it up #9 – With your bare hands #10 – Don’t swing low #11 – Use your feet #13 – Shake it off #22 – Opportunity knocks #24 – Use your thumbs

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Twinkie picture found on http://www.freakingnews.com/TWINKIE-Pictures-4934.asp

Are you a Twinkie nut like Tallahassee or as agrophobic as Columbus? I for one have a slight tendency toward “avoiding public restrooms” which by the way this “official” website did not mention. HMMM!!!

thanks, have fun!