Thanks Miss D, Suculent Savage and Nora from http://www.ourmarriageanddomesticdiscipline.wordpress.com. This is one of the most erotically detailed surveys I have taken in my life. But I had to represent. All of the entries I saw were submissives. My dudes and dominant dudettes, wtf? Where are you all?
Anyway, this is an exercise is baring one’s soul a little, but I can hack it. Here’s a little about me my friends.
1: When did you lose your virginity?
I was 17. It wasn’t a great experience. It was with a girl my mother despised. She saw her as a threat. She wore the black skimpy clothes, had colored hair, wore a lot of poorly applied eye makeup. Totally not my type. It was in the playground of my elementary school. Not ideal. But there it is.
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
I really like both. It really depends on the mood and my wife’s mood.
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
Have you read my blog? 😊 Yes. Anal, medical, some light incest stuff in porn. That’s it mostly. But my biggest fetish is spanking. I fantasize about it constantly. But, my partner is very reserved. Very once and done, very missionary mindset. And that’s ok. I like to throw in some doggy, a cross once on a while, even a lazy dog if we are tired, which is a lot of the time.
4: The weirdest place you’ve had sex?
I am not a sex in strange places type. I am much happier in my king.
5: Favorite sex position?
I like them all! But, I do like being on top…my wife’s nipple in my mouth, full penetration with my hands clutching her hair just going at it no holds barred. Grrrrr!!!
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
I am in control in the bedroom.
7: Have you ever had any one-night stands?
Sure have! A few in high school and a few in college before I met my wife.
8: Sex on the bed, couch, or the floor?
I like the bed.
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Sure. My first time was at my school.
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yup, all the time. My dog is a pervert and likes to watch.
11: What does your favorite underwear look like?
I am a boxer guy.
12: How often do you have sex?
I have sex with myself when ever I get a chance. My sexy life is dependent upon a lot of factors. Are we tired? Are we home? Do we have kids in the house? Mostly on the weekends.
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
The older my gorgeous blonde wife and I get the more desirable she becomes and the balder and fatter I become. She has lost 65 lbs this year and is absolutely gorgeous. I don’t want anyone but her.
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
I love giving oral sex. She loves getting it. That’s about it.
15: The most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
Well other than the usual stuff like passing gas or slight mess, there really isn’t anything that stands out in my mind.
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
There are so many choices. I have a playlist for that.
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
Na, I have to be naked.
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
She and I bought a garden tub when we built the house. 😜
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
I had a chance in college but passed it up. Two or three women wanted me at the same time. I passed. Now I only want one.
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
I have a few. I bought her a set of trainer anal plugs. Wish me luck.
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
My wife is my best friend. Sure.
25: Is there anything you do after sex?
I usually get us some water and get cleaned up. Cuddle, watch some tv, then pass out.
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
My wife and Spanking pictures, Spanking videos. Giving a spanking. I might like getting one but 🤷♂️ who knows? Spanking. Spanking. Spanking. Need I go on? I am a spanko 😊
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
Late night is where opportunity lives.
28: Favorite body part of the opposite sex?
I am a butt man.
29: Favorite body part of the same sex?
When I was learning art in high school, I found male hands interesting. Just the mere strength. They are one of the best tools we have…I said one of the best tools, ladies. 🤣😂
30: Do you watch porn?
Uh, ya. Who doesn’t?